Hands Across the Blogosphere

I have just spent an enlightening half hour randomly searching other people's blogs, and laydeez, it's glaringly obvious reason why our blog is puttering along all on it's lonesome - we don't write anything as interesting as this:

* one female blogger ate pancakes and had soixante-neuf for the first time with her boyfriend!
* another female blogger was bemoaning the fact she couldn't find a boyfriend. Call me crazy, but admitting having genital warts on her blog may have something to do with that! Sexy!
* numeous bloggers of both sexes get drunk, and feel compelled to post both while inebriated (detailing the extent of their drunkeness) and also afterwards (repentently and hungoverly)! Drink up, Kissa!
* lots of bloggers post photos of their pets - wearing hats! wearing jackets! sleeping! sitting there! doing all manner of unusual things!
* Some bloggers have horrifyingly conservative politics. Some bloggers have excellent politics. I'm not sure where I am going with this one... I guess the world don't groove to the beat of just one drum/what might be right for you/may not be right for some...

I would name names and post links, but I a) am still uncertain of the new technology involved and b) have noted a propensity for bloggers to conduct Google and/or other searches of themselves. If they feel you have been insensitive about their pets/warts/69 or whatever, they bombard your comments section with whinges and encourage their friends to do the same. Bah! Who can be bothered with that? But come on, someone say something controversial!