Blinq | Katrina from bloggers'-eye views "The wind is really picking up now and I hear the roof above me wobble," John Strain, a psychiatric social worker, wrote as Katrina bore down on Covington, La., yesterday. Hello there!...In my travels I found your blog, pretty nice. If you are interested, please visit my antioxidant source related site. It's nothing fantastic but it's a work in progress, lol
I AM NICK HOJEW, SON OF THE LATE DR. MONGOMERY HOJEW. I APOLOGISE FOR CONTACTING YOU THIS WAY, BUT THE SITUATION IN MY NATIVE ALONIA HAS LEFT ME NO OPTION.
I FOUND YOUR NAME AT THE TOP THE LIST OF THE MOST DESIRABLE WOMEN ON THE PLANET. I KNOW THIS MAY SEEM FORWARD BUT WITH THE GRACE OF GOD PERHAPS WE CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE TO EACH OTHER.
MY FATHER WAS A GREAT MAN HERE IN ALONIA, WHO OWNED VAST TRACKS OF SPAGHETTI TREES. AS SPAGHETTI WAS THE PRIMARY EXPORT OF ALONIA THIS MADE MY FATHER AND MY FAMILY VERY WEALTHY. UNFORTUNATELY THE GOVERNMENT OF ALONIA WAS OVERTHROWN BY AN EVIL DICTATOR WHO I AM SURE YOU HAVE HEARD OF, MR. SODAMN INSANE. SODAMN OUTLAWED SPAGHETTI GROWING AND FROZE THE ASSESTS OF ALL THE SPAGHETTI FARMERS.
OUR FAMILY FORTUNE OF $11 BILLION USD HAS BEEN TAKEN FROM US AND IS BEING USED BY THE EVIL SODAMN TO FINANCE HIS REGIME OF TERROR. A FEMALE FRIEND INFACT WAS RECENTLY CONVICTED OF THOUGHT CRIMES AGAINST THE STATE AND HAS BEEN LOCKED AWAY IN A COCKROACH INFESTED PRISON. AS SHE WAS ASSOCIATED WITH SPAGHETTI FARMERS SHE HAS BEEN CONDEMNED TO RE-EDUCATION. SHE WILL BE FORCE FED BURITOS AND OTHER REFRIED FOODS UNTIL SHE PUBLICLY CONDEMNS HER LOVE OF SPAGHETTI AND ALL THINGS PASTA.
IF YOU CAN STILL READ THROUGH YOUR TEARS (I ALWAYS CRY AFTER SUCH A CHILLING STORY) I PUT MY BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU.
IN A SECRET BANK ACCOUNT IN SOME NAZI FRIENDLY COUNTRY MY FATHER HAS STORED $86 MILLION USD. I AM UNABLE TO ACCESS THESE FUNDS MYSELF AS THE EVIL SODAMN INSANE HAS HAD THE BANK INSTRUCTED TO TURN ME OVER TO HIS EVIL ENCHALITA LOVING HENCHMEN IF APPROACH THEM. IT IS FOR THIS REASON I CONTACT YOU.
I AM SEEKING YOU HELP IN WITHDRAWING THE FUNDS FROM THE BANK. FOR YOUR TROUBLES I AM WILLING TO GIVE YOU $20 MILLION USD FROM THE MONEY RECOVERED. THE REST BY THE GRACE OF WILL BE USED TO FINANCE THE PRO-SPAGHETTI ANTI SODAMN REBELS IN HOMELAND. THE REBEL LEADER, COLONEL ELVIS ASSURES ME THAT HE CAN WIN THE WAR AGAINST SODAMN AND PUT AN END TO THE BLOODSHED WHICH HAS COST HIM HIS EYE.
I SUGGEST WE MEET FOR DINNER (SPAGHETTI PREFERED) TO DISCUSS THIS MATTER.
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Blinq | Katrina from bloggers'-eye views
"The wind is really picking up now and I hear the roof above me wobble," John Strain, a psychiatric social worker, wrote as Katrina bore down on Covington, La., yesterday.
Hello there!...In my travels I found your blog, pretty nice. If you are interested, please visit my antioxidant source related site. It's nothing fantastic but it's a work in progress, lol
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DEAR RESPECTED ONE,
I AM NICK HOJEW, SON OF THE LATE DR. MONGOMERY HOJEW. I APOLOGISE FOR
CONTACTING YOU THIS WAY, BUT THE SITUATION IN MY NATIVE ALONIA HAS LEFT ME
NO OPTION.
I FOUND YOUR NAME AT THE TOP THE LIST OF THE MOST DESIRABLE WOMEN ON THE
PLANET. I KNOW THIS MAY SEEM FORWARD BUT WITH THE GRACE OF GOD PERHAPS WE
CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE TO EACH OTHER.
MY FATHER WAS A GREAT MAN HERE IN ALONIA, WHO OWNED VAST TRACKS OF
SPAGHETTI TREES. AS SPAGHETTI WAS THE PRIMARY EXPORT OF ALONIA THIS MADE
MY FATHER AND MY FAMILY VERY WEALTHY. UNFORTUNATELY THE GOVERNMENT OF ALONIA
WAS OVERTHROWN BY AN EVIL DICTATOR WHO I AM SURE YOU HAVE HEARD OF, MR.
SODAMN INSANE. SODAMN OUTLAWED SPAGHETTI GROWING AND FROZE THE ASSESTS OF
ALL THE SPAGHETTI FARMERS.
OUR FAMILY FORTUNE OF $11 BILLION USD HAS BEEN TAKEN FROM US AND IS BEING
USED BY THE EVIL SODAMN TO FINANCE HIS REGIME OF TERROR. A FEMALE FRIEND
INFACT WAS RECENTLY CONVICTED OF THOUGHT CRIMES AGAINST THE STATE AND HAS
BEEN LOCKED AWAY IN A COCKROACH INFESTED PRISON. AS SHE WAS ASSOCIATED
WITH SPAGHETTI FARMERS SHE HAS BEEN CONDEMNED TO RE-EDUCATION. SHE WILL BE
FORCE FED BURITOS AND OTHER REFRIED FOODS UNTIL SHE PUBLICLY CONDEMNS HER
LOVE OF SPAGHETTI AND ALL THINGS PASTA.
IF YOU CAN STILL READ THROUGH YOUR TEARS (I ALWAYS CRY AFTER SUCH A
CHILLING STORY) I PUT MY BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU.
IN A SECRET BANK ACCOUNT IN SOME NAZI FRIENDLY COUNTRY MY FATHER HAS
STORED $86 MILLION USD. I AM UNABLE TO ACCESS THESE FUNDS MYSELF AS THE
EVIL SODAMN INSANE HAS HAD THE BANK INSTRUCTED TO TURN ME OVER TO HIS EVIL
ENCHALITA LOVING HENCHMEN IF APPROACH THEM. IT IS FOR THIS REASON I
CONTACT YOU.
I AM SEEKING YOU HELP IN WITHDRAWING THE FUNDS FROM THE BANK. FOR YOUR
TROUBLES I AM WILLING TO GIVE YOU $20 MILLION USD FROM THE MONEY
RECOVERED. THE REST BY THE GRACE OF WILL BE USED TO FINANCE THE
PRO-SPAGHETTI ANTI SODAMN REBELS IN HOMELAND. THE REBEL LEADER, COLONEL
ELVIS ASSURES ME THAT HE CAN WIN THE WAR AGAINST SODAMN AND PUT AN END TO
THE BLOODSHED WHICH HAS COST HIM HIS EYE.
I SUGGEST WE MEET FOR DINNER (SPAGHETTI PREFERED) TO DISCUSS THIS MATTER.
I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR RESPONSE.
NICK HOJEW.
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