no more gorgonzola before bed
i had an apocolyptic dream that aliens had made contact with earth. They had taken the form of giant majestical prawns hovering menacingly in the night sky.
Countess thinks i'm mentally unbalanced.
I say takes one to know one.
Countess thinks i'm mentally unbalanced.
I say takes one to know one.
posted by tchick at 11:32 pm
3 Comments:
mmm giant hovering prawns...
how do you know it was apocalyptic? was it just that the prawns hung menacingly? How do you know that mankind didnt build giant spaceships shaped like garlic and butter and make peace with the prawns so that we could all live together in some peaceful and tasty union?
Mentally unbalanced? Only if you could understand what the prawns were saying... everyone knows that prawns cant speak!
Well, see this is the thing: I knew it was apocalyptic because it was prefaced by sky splitting thunderous explosions in which the fabric of the unvierse was literally ripped apart and through it emerged beings who were attempting to communicate telepathically with the human race. A fair bit of shape shifting went on before the messengers settled on prawns - a smokey cloud, a star shaped beach ball. NOt a lot of respect for the laws of physics going on, but they were not the agents of destruction, merely a by-prduct of it. In fact I'm sure that if they had taken they had have taken the form of a being that could speak they would most definitely have asked where the garlic and butter was.
ah... thunderous explosions ripping apart time and space... yeah, that sounds a little more apocalyptic...
Erm... so when you say takes one to know one, are we talking about mental disorders or nocturnal cheese freaks?
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