No Sleep 'til Vodafone
Next Tuesday. D'you think I can stay awake 'til then?
posted by Anonymous at 9:55 am
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Next Tuesday. D'you think I can stay awake 'til then?
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9 Comments:
hahahaha - Kissa is great at complaining about the lack of bloggage... but is just coasting by on her previous poo efforts.
Come on you slacker... quit hassling me to write something and post something yourself.
I don't know, Conte, just how degenerate and corrupt are you?
Countess
Gentilissima Contessa,
Good Morning. At least tell me what time zone you are in, as I do not think it is the same as mine.
Can you smell the sea from where you are?
I am amused that you should try to redirect my question, and tempt me to describe myself.
If you recall however, it was I who posed the question. It is incumbent upon you to provide the reply.
Ciao
Conte di Val Demone
Cher Comtesse,
Forgive me, but last night I was experiencing some difficulty in processing information. I have re read some of your postings. Unless I am mistaken, you are an American.
Therefore not a Countess at all. You are from the west coast, and you are barely more than a child.
Forgive me, the error is mine
You will not hear from me again.
Adieu
Val Demone
Did you notice mr. canadian Conte that COuntess is not the only person that posts on this blog? And as for the West Coast? well ... we aint even in the same hemisphere as you!
Forgive me if I have offended you or anyone else who posts here, and anyone I may have offended in your hemisphere or nation.
Just please don't send one your aircraft carriers to calm us down.
Actually, CdiVD, it is not incumbent on me to reply to any of your impertinent questions or incomprehensible assertions regarding my nationality.
Here's to you making good on your threat to not darken our door again!
Countess
Just a moment please. I am an Iroquois. I have no nation in the geographical sense because British, French, American and Canadian men took it from us. Not only that, but their imported bacteria almost rendered us extinct.
Right now there are about fifty of us here at the top of Superior, looking at a submarine that's stuck in ice.
Now, which one of you put that submarine here in our lake?
The Count doesn't wank. And just because he is literate in four languages, is a citizen of two countries and has an unorthodox sense of humour is no reason to pick on him.
He's very upset right now because he has been banished. I cannot console him.
Poor guy.
You write well. Thank you for the pleasant laugh. I raise my glass to you, and look forward to more from you perhaps.
Unless of course, I too am banished before I have the pleasure of posting a reply.
Thank you again. It has been a pleasure to have met you.
An Iroquois
Hello!
I can't understand how I made such a terrible mistake!
I apologize.
Australia!
I lived in the southern hemisphere for a while. Africa. The weather is always so beautiful, and the sea is so amazing down there. The night sky is totally different, it took me a while to get used to seeing different stars.
Amazing.
I have been terribly foolish in assuming that you were from California.
I was begining to worry that the CIA was getting annoyed with me!
An Iroquois
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