No Sleep 'til Vodafone
Next Tuesday. D'you think I can stay awake 'til then?
posted by Countess at 9:55 AM
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Next Tuesday. D'you think I can stay awake 'til then?
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17 Comments:
I'm so glad that someone posted something as I was getting really bored.....
well, you're arms aren't painted on! I was hoping for a crash course in chemistry or somesuch!
gawd blimey - that would be waaaaayyyyy too boring and pedestrian for this blog !!!!! and I would have no suitable pictures to add as well....boo hoo hoo
JUST POST SOEMTHING ALREADY, before I fill the blog with pictures of Lemmy
hahahaha - Kissa is great at complaining about the lack of bloggage... but is just coasting by on her previous poo efforts.
Come on you slacker... quit hassling me to write something and post something yourself.
Dear Countess,
You have me at a disadvantage this evening, but you interest me.
I am a Count of course, but a real one. Even though at this moment I cannot see well, and the keys keep moving around on the keybooard. I have retained the ability to comprehend language, despite the past two days of stress and debauchery.
Who are you exactly?
Where are you?
Are you truly as degenerate and corrupt as I?
Or are you a bourgoius pretender?
Ciao
Conte di Val Demone
I don't know, Conte, just how degenerate and corrupt are you?
Countess
Gentilissima Contessa,
Good Morning. At least tell me what time zone you are in, as I do not think it is the same as mine.
Can you smell the sea from where you are?
I am amused that you should try to redirect my question, and tempt me to describe myself.
If you recall however, it was I who posed the question. It is incumbent upon you to provide the reply.
Ciao
Conte di Val Demone
Cher Comtesse,
Forgive me, but last night I was experiencing some difficulty in processing information. I have re read some of your postings. Unless I am mistaken, you are an American.
Therefore not a Countess at all. You are from the west coast, and you are barely more than a child.
Forgive me, the error is mine
You will not hear from me again.
Adieu
Val Demone
Did you notice mr. canadian Conte that COuntess is not the only person that posts on this blog? And as for the West Coast? well ... we aint even in the same hemisphere as you!
Forgive me if I have offended you or anyone else who posts here, and anyone I may have offended in your hemisphere or nation.
Just please don't send one your aircraft carriers to calm us down.
Actually, CdiVD, it is not incumbent on me to reply to any of your impertinent questions or incomprehensible assertions regarding my nationality.
Here's to you making good on your threat to not darken our door again!
Countess
From the Great White North.
The curse of my nation is that we must share the continent with three hundred million of the tribe with the red neck.
An Iroquois
The curse of my nation is that we spend waaaaaayyyyy too much time thinking about your nation and following the leader of the three hundred million of the tribe with the red neck.
And when did they have Counts in Canada for Christ sake ? And can you please pick one language to be pseudo wanky in if you're going to be wanky ? Its either Italian or French, but not both.
And as far as I am aware, the Countess is definitely NOT an AMERICAN.
Just a moment please. I am an Iroquois. I have no nation in the geographical sense because British, French, American and Canadian men took it from us. Not only that, but their imported bacteria almost rendered us extinct.
Right now there are about fifty of us here at the top of Superior, looking at a submarine that's stuck in ice.
Now, which one of you put that submarine here in our lake?
The Count doesn't wank. And just because he is literate in four languages, is a citizen of two countries and has an unorthodox sense of humour is no reason to pick on him.
He's very upset right now because he has been banished. I cannot console him.
Poor guy.
You write well. Thank you for the pleasant laugh. I raise my glass to you, and look forward to more from you perhaps.
Unless of course, I too am banished before I have the pleasure of posting a reply.
Thank you again. It has been a pleasure to have met you.
An Iroquois
To the member of the Iroquois nation: I apologise, I can certainly see how someone of your esteemed background would want to remain unafilliated with as you say "the tribe of the red neck". In regards to the submarine that's stuck in ice, as far as I am aware, we don't send submarines that far north, and if we did, you'd certainly hear them way before they were stuck in ice. So unfortunately, can't take responsibility for that one.
Perhaps the Count is literate in four languages, perhaps he is a citizen of two countries but reading back through these last comments, I believe that HE was the one who chose not to contact us again. He certainly wasn't BANISHED, but he won't be missed. Anyone mistaking us for AMERICANS is not what we consider the most observant person in any language. In addition, calling the COUNTESS a CHILD is not a good way to impress anyone.
We don't banish people from visiting our blog or posting replies, we hope to engage in interesting and at times witty banter that with a little bit of luck degenerates into puerile and infantile debate.
Visit again! Amuse us with your stories of the great white north. We like to keep abreast of 'foreign' issues.
PS. We don't have aircraft carriers.
Hello!
I can't understand how I made such a terrible mistake!
I apologize.
Australia!
I lived in the southern hemisphere for a while. Africa. The weather is always so beautiful, and the sea is so amazing down there. The night sky is totally different, it took me a while to get used to seeing different stars.
Amazing.
I have been terribly foolish in assuming that you were from California.
I was begining to worry that the CIA was getting annoyed with me!
An Iroquois
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